Hello Clif Barfarians and others in the know. I just flew in from San Francisco and boy are my arms tired... Okay, that's a joke. I got to Poland 12 days ago. But have had such incredible jet lag that I was incapable of stringing enough clever words together to post on this here blog thing. That and Stephen just smacked me upside the head. And I'm lazy. But I'm all better now. Hope you are too.
Where to begin..? Oh, I know. Let me set the stage. Three weeks ago, my life was replaced with craziness. Multiple states, multiple countries and very little sleep in that time. The only constant has been my running. With that...
Nineteen days ago, I found myself putting in a few miles at 8AM at 3800' on a white silt playa in the desert 100 miles outside of Reno, NV. Otherwise known as Black Rock City - site of Burning Man and all things freaky deaky. Once I entered my mental running "zone", it was like any other run. I almost forgot where I was. Until the silhouette running toward me came into focus. Like any other runner, he was chugging along, waterbottle in hand, smile on his face. Only difference was that he was naked. Completely without clothing. We exchanged the standard runner pleasantry ("good morning" and a head nod) and continued on. I quickly remembered where I was.
Two days later, I was back home in San Francisco, one of the most beautiful cities in the world, running from Sausalito to the Mission and all points between. My familiar stomping ground - miles I've run hundreds of times, past other runners and sites I've probably seen just as often. I stuffed as many miles into my days as possible as I knew the following three weeks might put a damper on my marathon training. Who knew what the adventures that lay ahead would bring.
Twelve days ago, I arrived in Warsaw, Poland. This country, I would learn, is different from both Black Rock City and San Francisco. After throwing down my bags at a hostel, I decided to hit the road. What better way to suckerpunch my body into getting over that whole circadian rhythm jet lag thing? I quickly learned that 14 hours of flight and 3 hours sleep over 48 does things to you. Things that aren't conducive to running.
While I covered some serious ground and got a really great grasp of this incredible city, I also bonked. (Pardon the PowerBar coined term.) I ran through various parts of downtown, 90% of which had been destroyed during WWII. I ran through old town, the only section to rebuilt in the old cobblestone and red brick style (the rest is now sorta utilitarian and less than visually charming), along the Vistula river, past the momument to the Ghetto Uprising (google that..) and past a lot of Polish people (did I mention I was in Poland?) with all sort of quizzical looks on their mugs.
Polish people, I would learn, do not run. They walk, they drink beer and vodka, they eat various meats covered in oddly seasoned sauces, they smoke cigarettes and they ride bikes. But they do not run. Unless something's on fire. So, I stood out like a sore American. Short shorts, long shaggy hair (no hippies here either) and funny looking socks. Pretty sure they loved me. Or thought I'd just robbed something.
After taking in the sites and fighting through the urge to sleep with some sprints, I decided to get lost. That's right. Let's get off the plane with next to no sleep in a foreign country with a super bizarre language and street signs I can't understand and get lost shall we? Perfect... Oh, and while we're at it, let's not bring any water - or money to buy water - either. SMRT.
After recognizing one of the few English words I'd seen on a street sign and a few gulps of some not-so-potable water from a dirty sink tap, I limped home. I've never been so happy that we decided to start making Shot Electrolyte Drink. And that I decided to bring some. Thank you, Chris Randall. You are a God.
I'll continue this rant at a later time. Did I mention I came here to build houses? Well, I did. And I have. More on that soon.
Czesc (Polish for "bye").
Grady